I am here
I am loud, horny, extremely gay, and I like alot of cocks in my ass.
You can call me Delicious Douglass! I am a massive homosexual who is madly in love with Twilight and my own reflection in the mirror. I seriously cannot stop masturbating to myself and imagining myself with either clones of me, or guys who look like me. My greatest fantacy in life, is to have a painting done of me fucking a lumberjack upside down, while i'm actually doing that. Thinking about it makes my dick rock hard and sometimes I orgasm blood from jacking off too much at the mere thought of it. It's just that fucking hot. So if you're a Native American who happens to be a professional painter, and would be interested in the single most gayest expereince of you're life, don't be afraid to inquire me about it. My dick jizzes for hot male action. Ideally, I am looking for a lumberjack woodsman with more hair on him than a grizzly bear, I seriously love a big, muscular woodsman who gets in touch with nature. Totally naked with his dick getting covered in tree bark, then getting it inserted into my gaping asshole. It's like i'm fucking a tree, a tree that can show me a good time. Talk about being one with nature(Wooo!) I once had a dream on Christmas Eve where Santa Clause would come down my chimney and his dick and balls would drip down to my mouth and put out the fire, and I would get a big Christmas surprise. UGGGHHHH(MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW), I wish Paul Bunyon was a real lumberjack. His dick would be the size of one of the trees he chopped down.