More satisfying and lasts longer than a tootsie roll
I have green eyes and sandy blond hair. I am built just like Arnold Schwarzenegger except totally different. I run, bike, swim and lift weights to tone up. Although I am presently in great physical shape, there is plenty of room for depreciation. I like to eat healthy stuff most of the time (they call me squirrel boy at work and offer me nuts and bark, I love them sooo much) but I also indulge in normal fine foods and not so fine foods at times. I like to laugh, tell jokes and have fun. I am not quite politically correct so I can actually laugh at things without worrying about offending some spotted owls.
I'm looking for a friend and a lover. A kind, warm, caring and giving person that is hilariously funny or someone that can appreciate that in a partner. A person that likes to exercise and stays in shape is definitely a plus. Someone that enjoys a moonlit walk on a warm summer's evening or laughing at people that put stuff like this their profile. Someone that likes to laugh and have fun anywhere they are. Life's too short to be so serious about everything. Someone that doesn't get bored easily, likes surprises and a little excitement every now and then. I also think there is nothing better than a nice smile that is seen often. Someone that laughs at my jokes and thinks I'm funny (you can earn big points with this one). And of course, someone that likes to watch the Simpsons. Someone that likes to spend hours making love until all of our energy is spent.