My Mom is Making me Do This
Rotten teeth. The ones I have. Mullet haircut. Tremendous beer drinker. Couch potatoe. Poor grammer. Did I spell dat wright. Used to smoke, thinking about starting again? Drive a BMW Roadster. Hate da beach. Thinking about moving to Mexico? Finally found a job. What can I say? I've really got it going on. Contact me, I will take you to the county fair dis summer. OK? Bi now, you'se guys.....
I really really want to find me a girl to do stuff wit. First ting I would like to do is have you pick me out a new couch, cuz mine kinda looks like a hammock, from spending so much time on it. You must like shopping? OK? Otherwise, just be a total knockout. Big tits, tight turd cutter. I don't really need much more to be happy. Is dat you?