Buford T. Justice.....fuck you Smokey & the Bandit
Jesus H. Christ, I wish all you friggin nymphomaniacs would just leave me alone. God damn my dick is so sore. Ever since I came on this site I've just been gettin more squeeze than I can handle. I'm just gettin worn out. I don't even have time to go fishin anymore. Don't mean to complain but I need to slow down some.
I need to find me a little missy that ain't so tight anymore (course they're all tight to me) and someone with a nice big bank account. I have no problems being a kept man, so toots drop me a line and I'm all yours. Could you imagine waking up to this treat every morning!!