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- Gender
- Man
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- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- California, Newark
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- Height
- 5 ft 5 in / 166-167 cm
- Body Type
- Average
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- Other
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About Me
If you can't beat em, have sex with them!
Hello! I'm not a dumbass so please do not try to give me any B.S. Anyways, I am a hilarious person who loves to get into various "shinategans"! I have a college degree and fulltime job so I am constantly busy, but when I have free time, I love to have fun. Some of my talents include illustrating, comedic relief, and great massages! I am completely straight so please no men, but women are of course welcome anytime. My type of women is someone who is cute, eccentric, and must have a sense of humor! I like them petite, and being thick is a plus! I am always down to hang out as long as my schedule is clear and if you live, like less than 20 miles from me. Have a nice day everyone!
Hello! I'm not a dumbass so please do not try to give me any B.S. Anyways, I am a hilarious person who loves to get into various "shinategans"! I have a college degree and fulltime job so I am constantly busy, but when I have free time, I love to have fun. Some of my talents include illustrating, comedic relief, and great massages! I am completely straight so please no men, but women are of course welcome anytime. My type of women is someone who is cute, eccentric, and must have a sense of humor! I like them petite, and being thick is a plus! I am always down to hang out as long as my schedule is clear and if you live, like less than 20 miles from me. Have a nice day everyone!
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