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Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Location
- Cumbria, Workington
- Marital Status
- Ask Me
- Height
- 5 ft 8 in / 173-175 cm
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Agnostic
- Profession
- Medical (Nursing/Physician)
About Me
If women are so prefect at multi-tasking, why can’t they have a headache and have sex at the same time?
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Paraprosdokian sentences. These are being sent partly to introduce a word that is rather unheard of. Paraprosdokian sentences are figures of speech that use an unexpected ending to a series or phrase. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. War does not determine who is right only who is left. Knowledge knows a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says If an emergency,
notify: I put "DOCTOR". I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a baldhead and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to
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