Entrypreneur (stet.) offers you what just might be THE opportunity, if you're sufficiently youthful, of your lifetime...
Successful entrypreneur; sexy, glamorous, frequentlyfound media catch; avid guide to international adventure/exploration; risktaking investor/angel; oft' exhibited sculptor; busy inventor/marketing consultant; standup comic; published, praised author of selfhelp materials for (1) CEOs who seek to measurablyboost their personal productivity onthejob, and (2) unsatisfied, wannabe connectors with people, places, things, ideas, themselves; presenter and teacher, stateoftheart, standup presentation skills; still a photographer, videographer/movie/commercial maker, pornographer (use the latest Nikon equipment: Model I/O Atwill/2008P); Western Class 5, white water rafter; singer, poet/songwriter; discreet deflowerer of beautiful, bright, 18yearold virgins heading off to college (author of book, hardco[v]er first ed., "Devirginating a Nation for Fun and/or Profit," Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or direct, pp, $69.00); flautist and occasional Indian cobra and krate snakecharmerlooking for swordswallorer; scuba diver, I once spent 37 hours in an underwater cave, in the darkness, looking for the much publicized mother of my cousin Pearl; that adds up to 71 years of lying upon, and to, the world's prettiest girls..
Trusted, confidential Girl Friday (as in Tracy and Hepburn); chief French cook and bottlewasher; travel companion/aide; emanuensis; friendwithbenefits; computer whiz; lover of shopping foreign bazaars; able to ride, unassisted, dromedary camel; multilanguage fluency; degree from top liberal arts college and facility at nighttime croquet, edited your college humor magazine definite plusses; your proficiency at wordplay, Socratic irony, directedsarcasm visibly, orally apppreciated and monetarily rewarded; your incessant, outloud, origination of witticisms, tripleentendres, puns will get you a corner stateroom on Yacht No. I. You must have or be able to get valid passport; spotless international reputat