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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- California, San Francisco
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 5 ft 11 in / 181-183 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
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About Me
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Women sense my power. I do not avoid women. However, I do deny them my essence. I lift weights regularly and used to train in the martial arts, but got tired of it (repetitive movements, of little practical use, wrapped up in tradition, a bit like sex) and I'm now looking to broaden my experience in the marital arts. Having viewed my picture:a) You see that I am an unabashed willy waver and you admire that in a man.b) You admire my balls well, you can almost see them.c) You admire my cheek well, you can almost see one.d) You don't believe it's that big you just can't swallow that.e)You don't admire the pic there's too much cocking about in it.You'd like to meet me, to take you:1) Up the Boulevard.2) Up the Aisle to view your p(h)ew.3) Up the Haagen Daz to make your raspberry ripple.4) Up your drive way to spit shine your Hummer.5) None of the above something that big is not to be sniffed at.
Looking for a girl who enjoys quiet evenings at home listening to Abba, Richard Clayderman and classical chamber music; reading the scriptures; reciting Shakespeare's sonnets; playing chess; weaving baskets; sketching; painting water colors; organizing the accoutrements and appurtenances of her needle craft box; perfecting her pastry baking skills and practicing her line dancing steps. She should also have a high pubic capacity and enjoy it in both pipes. Above all she should be intelligent and amusing with clean underwear and a nice smile – the four most important things in life. Sex isn’t everything in a relationship but, when it does happen, I prefer spontaneity – usually on Tuesdays and Thursdays between 9:00 PM and 9:02 PM – which is also indicative of my legendary staying power.
Women sense my power. I do not avoid women. However, I do deny them my essence. I lift weights regularly and used to train in the martial arts, but got tired of it (repetitive movements, of little practical use, wrapped up in tradition, a bit like sex) and I'm now looking to broaden my experience in the marital arts. Having viewed my picture:a) You see that I am an unabashed willy waver and you admire that in a man.b) You admire my balls well, you can almost see them.c) You admire my cheek well, you can almost see one.d) You don't believe it's that big you just can't swallow that.e)You don't admire the pic there's too much cocking about in it.You'd like to meet me, to take you:1) Up the Boulevard.2) Up the Aisle to view your p(h)ew.3) Up the Haagen Daz to make your raspberry ripple.4) Up your drive way to spit shine your Hummer.5) None of the above something that big is not to be sniffed at.
Looking for a girl who enjoys quiet evenings at home listening to Abba, Richard Clayderman and classical chamber music; reading the scriptures; reciting Shakespeare's sonnets; playing chess; weaving baskets; sketching; painting water colors; organizing the accoutrements and appurtenances of her needle craft box; perfecting her pastry baking skills and practicing her line dancing steps. She should also have a high pubic capacity and enjoy it in both pipes. Above all she should be intelligent and amusing with clean underwear and a nice smile – the four most important things in life. Sex isn’t everything in a relationship but, when it does happen, I prefer spontaneity – usually on Tuesdays and Thursdays between 9:00 PM and 9:02 PM – which is also indicative of my legendary staying power.
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