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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Man
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Connecticut, New Haven
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 5 ft 10 in / 179-180 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Ask Me
- Profession
- Engineering/Technical
About Me
As reality sets in...
Revision #3I'm a REAL person who enjoys cooking, traveling, outdoor activities, and am constantly learning new things that interest me. I'm goal oriented, modest, attractive, romantic, humerous, a bit stoic, and very downtoearth.The ironic thing about me being a REAL person is that I am looking for other REAL women/couples to share moments with and learn from. If you're "currently on business in Africa," "at your sister's funeral in Africa," or in any other way trying to con me into sending you money because I am "the forever love of your life," then I have two words for you. "Fuck off." If you are going to respond to me with directions to your website, I have two words for you as well. "Fuck you." I'm not some lame fat asshole sitting around jerking off to the late night Girls Gone Wild commercial. Don't waste my time. I have a work schedule and a life, so this is the easiest way to meet the people I am interested in.
Besides being a REAL person, I have a few things I am looking for in a woman/couple. I'll list them for you, in no particular order. #1 You must be attractive. #2 You must be between the ages of 18 and 50. #3 You must be disease & drug free (pot isn't a drug, BTW). #4 You must be a REAL person. #5 If you're going to contact me, don't waste my time. #6 You must either have REAL pictures in your profile, or send me REAL pictures with your message (face shots will suffice). #7 No lying about critical factors (ie weight) #8 You must be willing to meet. #9 You must be within 120 miles of my location (I travel a lot) #10 Be fucking REAL. I'll keep it at 10 for now. ~Michael
Revision #3I'm a REAL person who enjoys cooking, traveling, outdoor activities, and am constantly learning new things that interest me. I'm goal oriented, modest, attractive, romantic, humerous, a bit stoic, and very downtoearth.The ironic thing about me being a REAL person is that I am looking for other REAL women/couples to share moments with and learn from. If you're "currently on business in Africa," "at your sister's funeral in Africa," or in any other way trying to con me into sending you money because I am "the forever love of your life," then I have two words for you. "Fuck off." If you are going to respond to me with directions to your website, I have two words for you as well. "Fuck you." I'm not some lame fat asshole sitting around jerking off to the late night Girls Gone Wild commercial. Don't waste my time. I have a work schedule and a life, so this is the easiest way to meet the people I am interested in.
Besides being a REAL person, I have a few things I am looking for in a woman/couple. I'll list them for you, in no particular order. #1 You must be attractive. #2 You must be between the ages of 18 and 50. #3 You must be disease & drug free (pot isn't a drug, BTW). #4 You must be a REAL person. #5 If you're going to contact me, don't waste my time. #6 You must either have REAL pictures in your profile, or send me REAL pictures with your message (face shots will suffice). #7 No lying about critical factors (ie weight) #8 You must be willing to meet. #9 You must be within 120 miles of my location (I travel a lot) #10 Be fucking REAL. I'll keep it at 10 for now. ~Michael
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