No catchy headline here!
If i describe myself here then we will have nothing to talk about later, so send me an email and ask a damn question. You know, that was a little harsh. I retract that last comment. Please email me I am begging you. Crap, that sounds desperate. Scratch that last comment. If you do not have anything better to do then drop me a line if you want. Well, that didn't sound like I was too interested. Forget my last comment. Ok, here goes! If anything I said before sounds funny and I put a smile on your face then let me know.
Cute petite lady to go out to a local dive bar for some drinks and see what happens over a few games of pool, darts, or trivia.