Adventure-seeking nice guy with intelligence and twisted sense of humor
Hi! I'm a nice guy who is adventurous, curious, and with a good sense of humor. I'm a lowmaintenance person, and I have a lot of hobbies, in addition to a dirty mind. ("A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.") For example, I like to read and write, and cook (international vegetarian cuisine). Also I have an athletic history, and still am athletically inclined (technican rockclimber/mountaineer, 56 ball juggler, distance runner). I had a vasectomy when I was 22, (therefore I only shoot "blanks"), and I have no known children. LOL. Also no STDs. Please figure out a way to reach me, as I'm just a Standard member now.
I'm looking for a woman who is nice, without headtrips, who is curious and a bit experimental, and who likes to laugh. I would like to find a woman who worksout, and perhaps appreciates the outdoors like I do. (It IS possible to cluck outside!) Since I am lowmaintenance, I would expect the woman to be the same. If something develops, fine; if not, that's life ("Life is like a cock: when it's soft, you can't beat it. When it's hard, you get screwed." LOL) No STDs, please. What do they call VD in Russia? "Rotchacrotchoff"!