If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If you didn't know me would you think I was a stranger?I took peyote before taking my SAT's..........and got an 1800! Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? If you were in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light and you turned your headlights on would they work? So what's the speed of dark? Why does an iron have a "permanent press" setting?One night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!
If I was gonna leave the house and my girlfriend said, "how long you gonna be gone?" and I said, "the whole time" and she just smiled as her head tilted from side to sideTHIS IS THE TYPE OF PARTNER I'M NOT LOOKING FOR.