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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- California, Orange
- Marital Status
- Divorced
- Height
- 6 ft 0 in / 184-185 cm
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Caucasian
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About Me
any horney ladies out there?
Looking for a women to have fun with you know, a drink or two, A headjob and a buttfuck, pass that ball around phhfffttt, YEA!!!I find humor in almost everything I like dorking women while they're giggling
look 1525 pounds is extra padding maybe a little more if the hiney is big and still held high, you know like two kettle drums, thats ok not looking for 2030 year olds that want me to support them, big boobies are nice but if you're a shinny'n not required however, if you have a big arse ya need to have some big old shit house buckets to offset it I don't ask for much, if its clean I'll play a tune on your clam harp, if its tight I'll plug it all night, a handy is always dandy, and the angle of my dangle will be proportional to the mass of the ass, assuming the heat of the meat is constant I double dog dare you to try out my carphammer
Looking for a women to have fun with you know, a drink or two, A headjob and a buttfuck, pass that ball around phhfffttt, YEA!!!I find humor in almost everything I like dorking women while they're giggling
look 1525 pounds is extra padding maybe a little more if the hiney is big and still held high, you know like two kettle drums, thats ok not looking for 2030 year olds that want me to support them, big boobies are nice but if you're a shinny'n not required however, if you have a big arse ya need to have some big old shit house buckets to offset it I don't ask for much, if its clean I'll play a tune on your clam harp, if its tight I'll plug it all night, a handy is always dandy, and the angle of my dangle will be proportional to the mass of the ass, assuming the heat of the meat is constant I double dog dare you to try out my carphammer
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