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About Me
You can pick your jaw up off the floor now.
I seek a woman who has a heart so big there is little room in her body for the other organs. I am a dynamic man, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous trombone playing, and I can cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in the international botany circles. Children and animals trust me. I once read Paradise Lost, War and Peace, and Moby Dick in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week and then only sitting up in a chair. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid before they are due. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have performed open heart surgery, and I have recently spoken with Elvis. The only thing remaining is... to hear from you!
I seek a woman who has a heart so big there is little room in her body for the other organs. I am a dynamic man, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous trombone playing, and I can cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in the international botany circles. Children and animals trust me. I once read Paradise Lost, War and Peace, and Moby Dick in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week and then only sitting up in a chair. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid before they are due. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have performed open heart surgery, and I have recently spoken with Elvis. The only thing remaining is... to hear from you!
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