My hot ass
So I'm this guy, right? And I rock. Looking for friends, whatever. I host parties downtown NY. I'm fun, intelligent, got great things going on. Have no time to be dragged down by relationships. Have no time for drama or stress or any of that junk so leave your baggage at home. Fun's the word and I want to be smeared in it. If you don't take life seriously, party seriously and seriously want some fun, hit me up. Let's see what trouble we can cause.
Anyone with a pulse and IQ to match. Big butts are a major plus. Not the sloppy ones though...Redheads are my weakness, italian girls or italian features major turn on. Fuck it, whatever you got, bring it along!