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Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- Australia
- Location
- Queensland, Townsville
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 6 ft 1 in / 186-188 cm
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Atheist
- Profession
- Engineering/Technical
About Me
hopeless romantic seeking gullible stunner
Looking for a guy who's honest, sincere, faithful, and trustworthy? Well, Good Luck!I enjoy walks on the beach and an occasional kick in the teeth. Some say that I kiss like a retarded chimp on angel dust, but I'm not sure what that means. They hurt my feelings sometimes. She also says that I'm a keeper, but I suspect that she means kept locked in a closet, in the basement. I really miss that closet sometimes.Some of my interests are smoking in church, dropping FBombs on the elderly, scratching and sniffing instant lottery tickets, naked table tennis, humping your leg, and hiding from the cops. I'd like to do some of these things at your place.I don't have sex on the first date, but if we're not actually dating, then it might be OK. Just don't try to get me drunk and take advantage of me, because I don't go for that bullshit. I don't drink much, anyway. Maybe that explains the dry throat..........to be continued haha
For the discerning woman, here are my fab "facts" and FAQ's, about the most amazing man you'll ever meet, ME:1. I am single, never married, and have no children. So far, so good, but subject to change with a bit of old fashioned cunning and deceit. You figure it out. No, don't!2. A Film Fan... I don't just mean, "I enjoy watching movies." I'm talking about plot, subplot, character, subtext, hero's journey, dialogue, cinematography, things like that. You know the finer aspects of film. My favorite genres are vintage, amateur, upskirt, downblouse, bareback, backseat, backdoor, backyard, back to school, back to sleep, bondage and MILF. DOH! Just kidding. Read on.3. Recently returned from 3 long months in Brazil . It sucks. Nothing there but booze, beaches, sunshine, and sex. However, I developed an affinity for Portuguese. If you speak it, I will give 3 points upgrade on your Hotness scale. You're a 6? Now you're a 9! Not a bad deal, if you ask me.4. I am pretty mean in the kitchen. Seriously. That's where I usually beat people up.5. I like everything HOT: hot
Looking for a guy who's honest, sincere, faithful, and trustworthy? Well, Good Luck!I enjoy walks on the beach and an occasional kick in the teeth. Some say that I kiss like a retarded chimp on angel dust, but I'm not sure what that means. They hurt my feelings sometimes. She also says that I'm a keeper, but I suspect that she means kept locked in a closet, in the basement. I really miss that closet sometimes.Some of my interests are smoking in church, dropping FBombs on the elderly, scratching and sniffing instant lottery tickets, naked table tennis, humping your leg, and hiding from the cops. I'd like to do some of these things at your place.I don't have sex on the first date, but if we're not actually dating, then it might be OK. Just don't try to get me drunk and take advantage of me, because I don't go for that bullshit. I don't drink much, anyway. Maybe that explains the dry throat..........to be continued haha
For the discerning woman, here are my fab "facts" and FAQ's, about the most amazing man you'll ever meet, ME:1. I am single, never married, and have no children. So far, so good, but subject to change with a bit of old fashioned cunning and deceit. You figure it out. No, don't!2. A Film Fan... I don't just mean, "I enjoy watching movies." I'm talking about plot, subplot, character, subtext, hero's journey, dialogue, cinematography, things like that. You know the finer aspects of film. My favorite genres are vintage, amateur, upskirt, downblouse, bareback, backseat, backdoor, backyard, back to school, back to sleep, bondage and MILF. DOH! Just kidding. Read on.3. Recently returned from 3 long months in Brazil . It sucks. Nothing there but booze, beaches, sunshine, and sex. However, I developed an affinity for Portuguese. If you speak it, I will give 3 points upgrade on your Hotness scale. You're a 6? Now you're a 9! Not a bad deal, if you ask me.4. I am pretty mean in the kitchen. Seriously. That's where I usually beat people up.5. I like everything HOT: hot
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