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Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Ohio, Columbus
- Marital Status
- Divorced
- Height
- 5 ft 11 in / 181-183 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Ask Me
- Profession
- Not Working
About Me
fun guy seeks multi gallon gusher (when excited) whose wrinkled bali stuffers sag like wet socks
I am a funny guy who will keep you in stitches or in the throws of passionate pleasure. You pick. My most favorite thing to do in this world is to eat out. Going to a restaurant is not nearly as exciting. My mom thought I was handsome. Well she did. Would she lie?? I like all sorts of social stuff and have quit passing gas in public ....mostly for short time periods.... and will try anything once. See above instructions about you picking.
You are happy, so funny and witty that people line up to talk to you, and you still are down to earth and swear when the time demands it. Your body is a mix of sags and wrinkles that I truely will love. No joke. The older and more wrinkled and stretch marked, and empty and saggy your balistuffers become and the more accidents you have while very excited, the better I will like it. hope you like me too, Bill
I am a funny guy who will keep you in stitches or in the throws of passionate pleasure. You pick. My most favorite thing to do in this world is to eat out. Going to a restaurant is not nearly as exciting. My mom thought I was handsome. Well she did. Would she lie?? I like all sorts of social stuff and have quit passing gas in public ....mostly for short time periods.... and will try anything once. See above instructions about you picking.
You are happy, so funny and witty that people line up to talk to you, and you still are down to earth and swear when the time demands it. Your body is a mix of sags and wrinkles that I truely will love. No joke. The older and more wrinkled and stretch marked, and empty and saggy your balistuffers become and the more accidents you have while very excited, the better I will like it. hope you like me too, Bill
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