Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Minnesota, Willmar
- Marital Status
- Divorced
- Height
- 6 ft 0 in / 184-185 cm
- Body Type
- A little extra padding
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Spiritual
- Profession
- Clerical (Office/Shop)
About Me
WAIT...where am I?
I'm unstable... a liar, homeless, clueless, extremely high maintenance, no sex drive but I sleep around, untrustworthy, kinda slow IQ of 69, have anger issues and I'm drunk and horny... I want you to uproot your life and move to my town so we can casually date.Rarely in my right mind (what fun is that?)... I am a playfully insane, 54 year old (at least thats what my birth certificate says, I think they are lying to me.. I prefer to go with my mental age of 22 years, 4 months) man and the 70's & 80's are a blur.My friends (or are they the voices in my head??) best describe me as fun, honest, loyal, and enjoy being around as they often visit me in the ward. But HONESTLY, I don't care what other person's opinions are of me, I KNOW who I am.I can be quiet and reserved, or bold and assertive.. depends on the amount of alcohol.. 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila.. FLOOR. I embrace everyone for their unique and individual qualities or make fun of them because of it. There's not one thing wrong with me that several decades of intensive psychotherapy won't partially correct.I enjoy most activities, indoors or out (and in between), dining out, home cooking (if your doing it), riding my cycle and been known to camp.. in a cabin with running water and an electrical outlet for my blow dryer..I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk outside.. "Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity"George Carlin"but if you really love me you'll let me drive your Vette" ME
Ideal partner: unemployed or underemployed, this way I have no expectations for you to pay for an actual date ... no license? no problem, be happy to pick you up at your house and drive you around ... no ambition, live with your ex .. I like being ignored too, so its ok if when your with me and you pay attention elsewhere .. But if you want to talk and tell me all about what an ass your ex was and how your the absolute best, I guess if I'm drunk enough I will pretend to be impressed.. and sorry, NO I don't feel special just because you change
I'm unstable... a liar, homeless, clueless, extremely high maintenance, no sex drive but I sleep around, untrustworthy, kinda slow IQ of 69, have anger issues and I'm drunk and horny... I want you to uproot your life and move to my town so we can casually date.Rarely in my right mind (what fun is that?)... I am a playfully insane, 54 year old (at least thats what my birth certificate says, I think they are lying to me.. I prefer to go with my mental age of 22 years, 4 months) man and the 70's & 80's are a blur.My friends (or are they the voices in my head??) best describe me as fun, honest, loyal, and enjoy being around as they often visit me in the ward. But HONESTLY, I don't care what other person's opinions are of me, I KNOW who I am.I can be quiet and reserved, or bold and assertive.. depends on the amount of alcohol.. 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila.. FLOOR. I embrace everyone for their unique and individual qualities or make fun of them because of it. There's not one thing wrong with me that several decades of intensive psychotherapy won't partially correct.I enjoy most activities, indoors or out (and in between), dining out, home cooking (if your doing it), riding my cycle and been known to camp.. in a cabin with running water and an electrical outlet for my blow dryer..I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk outside.. "Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity"George Carlin"but if you really love me you'll let me drive your Vette" ME
Ideal partner: unemployed or underemployed, this way I have no expectations for you to pay for an actual date ... no license? no problem, be happy to pick you up at your house and drive you around ... no ambition, live with your ex .. I like being ignored too, so its ok if when your with me and you pay attention elsewhere .. But if you want to talk and tell me all about what an ass your ex was and how your the absolute best, I guess if I'm drunk enough I will pretend to be impressed.. and sorry, NO I don't feel special just because you change
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