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Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Location
- Edinburgh, City of, Edinburgh
- Marital Status
- Ask Me
- Height
- 6 ft 0 in / 184-185 cm
- Body Type
- A little extra padding
- Race
- Ask Me
- Religion
- Ask Me
- Profession
- Clerical (Office/Shop)
About Me
still game and up for anything
SWM in deadend job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and codependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and selfrighteous indignation. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a worldweary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own meanspirited, agendadriven jokes. I'm 40, but look 50 and feel 60. You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a longterm, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40. Serious replies only, please.
SWM in deadend job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and codependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and selfrighteous indignation. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a worldweary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own meanspirited, agendadriven jokes. I'm 40, but look 50 and feel 60. You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a longterm, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40. Serious replies only, please.
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