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Been lookin' for love in all the wrong places-WHY STOP NOW!!
Is this the part where I'm supposed to entertain dazzle u with my wit & charm? What if I'm not in the mood? You women aren't the only who aren't in the mood to do things sometimes u know. Sometimes us guys aren't in the mood (except for sex) but that's besides the point. Let's keep facts out of this. And somebody on this site done stole my nickname (Clarkekent) so now I'm Megaclarkekent! I'm athletic, eat my Wheaties,drink my milk, take my Flintstone vitamins,womanize, lie to women, cheat on taxes,(just kidding Mr.IRS agent) and I don't always raise the toilet seat, but I've cut back considerably on lying to women. In fact, these days I'll only do it if she's trying to kill me. Other than that I'm pretty much normal.
I'm looking for a woman who can knock my socks off, even if I still have my shoes on. I'm lookin' for a relationship where there's mutual love & respect. O.K.!O.K.! I'm a horny toad lookin' to hump a pretty pink foxhole. (this damn honesty stuff is taxin' my energy) Also, she doesn't have to have sense, but she needs to have a sense of humor. If she doesn't possess that quality then she should be able to intellectualize the variances in liberal vs. conservative economic theory, Its social ramifications, & explain it in a polynomial equation.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to entertain dazzle u with my wit & charm? What if I'm not in the mood? You women aren't the only who aren't in the mood to do things sometimes u know. Sometimes us guys aren't in the mood (except for sex) but that's besides the point. Let's keep facts out of this. And somebody on this site done stole my nickname (Clarkekent) so now I'm Megaclarkekent! I'm athletic, eat my Wheaties,drink my milk, take my Flintstone vitamins,womanize, lie to women, cheat on taxes,(just kidding Mr.IRS agent) and I don't always raise the toilet seat, but I've cut back considerably on lying to women. In fact, these days I'll only do it if she's trying to kill me. Other than that I'm pretty much normal.
I'm looking for a woman who can knock my socks off, even if I still have my shoes on. I'm lookin' for a relationship where there's mutual love & respect. O.K.!O.K.! I'm a horny toad lookin' to hump a pretty pink foxhole. (this damn honesty stuff is taxin' my energy) Also, she doesn't have to have sense, but she needs to have a sense of humor. If she doesn't possess that quality then she should be able to intellectualize the variances in liberal vs. conservative economic theory, Its social ramifications, & explain it in a polynomial equation.
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