Hi, I'm the one Momma said would get you if you were bad.....
I'm a divorced male, 40 years old, and look kinda like the second zombie in Resident Evil. My saving grace is my sense of humor......life is a joke, you just have to sift through and find the funny parts.....I'm a free member so I can't answer emails....What I want is only the impossible: Along, lasting, happy relationship!! I want to meet the "One" and spend the rest of our lives together. I know, I ask too much, but a man's gotta dream, doesn't he?
A sense of humor is mandatory!! Loyalty is, as well....I want to be the only one she can think of being with..... A strong sex drive would be nice, but is not a priority by any means.