Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Missouri, Blue Springs
- Marital Status
- Attached
- Height
- 5 ft 7 in / 171-172 cm
- Body Type
- Ample
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
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About Me
Looking for a special friend
I am single, but in a relationship at the moment. I am on the look out for a new female friend. I believe the Gods hate me but the Goddesses love me, and everyone knows that women truly run things. I also believe the following; People are like slinkies, not much good for anything, but you can't help but smile when one falls down the stairs. Never buy anything you wouldn't want your spouse to get in a divorce. Never have more kids than you have hands. There is not a problem in this world that can not be solved with the right combination of nonprescription medications, more money, more sex, or a combination of any of the three. Most women are Lesbians because most men are idiots. The women of my dreams is the one that we can go into the bedroom Friday evening, come out Monday morning, a week later, and never notice the loss of time. When it comes to sex, anything under an hour is a quicky and anything over four hours is down right satisfying.
I am 43 and would like to find a friend who can be descrete and loves to have fun. I am in a relationship and do not plan on leaving it. She works and I am retired. I have a lot of time on my hands during the week. I am drug and desease free, I expect the same out of my friend. I totally enjoy making a woman happy, and have been known to spend hours doing it.
I am single, but in a relationship at the moment. I am on the look out for a new female friend. I believe the Gods hate me but the Goddesses love me, and everyone knows that women truly run things. I also believe the following; People are like slinkies, not much good for anything, but you can't help but smile when one falls down the stairs. Never buy anything you wouldn't want your spouse to get in a divorce. Never have more kids than you have hands. There is not a problem in this world that can not be solved with the right combination of nonprescription medications, more money, more sex, or a combination of any of the three. Most women are Lesbians because most men are idiots. The women of my dreams is the one that we can go into the bedroom Friday evening, come out Monday morning, a week later, and never notice the loss of time. When it comes to sex, anything under an hour is a quicky and anything over four hours is down right satisfying.
I am 43 and would like to find a friend who can be descrete and loves to have fun. I am in a relationship and do not plan on leaving it. She works and I am retired. I have a lot of time on my hands during the week. I am drug and desease free, I expect the same out of my friend. I totally enjoy making a woman happy, and have been known to spend hours doing it.
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