let's wet the bed!
Unshockable, kinky, wild and always horny. Ladies, when you're in ASDA do you spend 20 minutes deciding which courgette to buy for the casserole? Unsure which banana looks best? Move on to the next aisle I got something for you! If you're genuine, I'm honest, discreet and like a duracell bunny. Copy and paste merchants stay clear, I can smell you a mile off. Services for payment merchants, don't waste time chatting, just forward your prices. Let's keep this simple :)
Someone who is open to fresh ideas, not squeamish about their own body because pussy is my favourite flavour and insanely wet is my favourite colour. I have fingers that have played guitar for years so they can go the distance and above all I have a 3 inch tounge and can breath through my ears! C'mon, let's plaaaaaay :p