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About Me
to the moon and back, anyone??!
Low selfesteemed, split personality sociopath with intravenous drug habit and sexual hygiene issues seeks highmaintenance dollybimbo with a penchant for lowgrade coke, allover body art and the occult. In the meantime, this ridiculously multitalented selfdelusionist with a passion for mindblowing servicing of the adored female form will endeavour to do his best to treat you like an classy lady while cunningly plotting to get to you act like a crazed nymph. Both a master debater and a cunning linguist. Classy uberbabes with razor sharp wit, an underexplored sense of divilment, a twinkle in their eye, and a capacity for selfmocking as well as selfadmiration should point their ponies this way. As I am toying with the idea of experimenting with the concept of "compromise" for my next relationship, sexual or otherwise, I will tolerate your space, independence, hair straighteners and inexplicable obsession with Eastenders in exchange for premiershipstandard sensual attention and pro
Low selfesteemed, split personality sociopath with intravenous drug habit and sexual hygiene issues seeks highmaintenance dollybimbo with a penchant for lowgrade coke, allover body art and the occult. In the meantime, this ridiculously multitalented selfdelusionist with a passion for mindblowing servicing of the adored female form will endeavour to do his best to treat you like an classy lady while cunningly plotting to get to you act like a crazed nymph. Both a master debater and a cunning linguist. Classy uberbabes with razor sharp wit, an underexplored sense of divilment, a twinkle in their eye, and a capacity for selfmocking as well as selfadmiration should point their ponies this way. As I am toying with the idea of experimenting with the concept of "compromise" for my next relationship, sexual or otherwise, I will tolerate your space, independence, hair straighteners and inexplicable obsession with Eastenders in exchange for premiershipstandard sensual attention and pro
