that's my hand up mona lisa's skirt
I'm a jackass if you fuck me over, be nice and i will to. also, i'll be polite and only message if we're on each others hot lists. if your wondering about a sense of humor, i put the fun in funeral. when the time comes around i can be as dirty as a truckstop and as clean as a disney cartoon... ;)
someone who's not a bitch, cause I hate people who turn me from a nice guy into an asshole. I'm here cause I want to meet someone who'll let me make them happy. Also if I wanted to play games I'll buy one. I will relocate for the right woman. and lastly, southern accents, and women who know how to be ladies are hotter than a great body.