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austriancrm1 58 years old, Man, Live in Alabama

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Gender
Man
Looking For
Woman
Country
United States
Location
Alabama, Montgomery
Marital Status
Divorced
Height
5 ft 10 in / 179-180 cm
Body Type
Average
Race
Caucasian
Religion
Catholic
Profession
Clerical (Office/Shop)

About Me

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Good looking, well versed, well traveled guy looking for nice girl (woman) to spend time with. I'll be the boss or you can be. Someone has to be. Either way works for me. Now taking applications from qualified candidates.
Looking for humorless, ugly hag who hates the world and is only happy when miserable. In lieu of that requirement I'll try to adapt to an attractive, intelligent woman, with a rapier wit. In my world sarcasm is a virtue. I have no trouble laughing at others but moderate that trait by laughing at myself as well. I am often amazed at my stupidity and lack of common sense and my foibles are a great source of amusement as I laugh at myself. If you do something silly expect to be laughed at but in a good natured way. What the hell, if we can't laugh at ourselves then we're taking ourselves way toooo seriously.