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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- California, Hermosa Beach
- Marital Status
- Ask Me
- Height
- 5 ft 10 in / 179-180 cm
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Agnostic
- Profession
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About Me
I'm 100% single, never married, no kids. I am the funniest son of a bitch ever to walk upright on this god forsaken planet.
I live at the beach on a boat. . I'm Onaboat... I can't believe I'm Onaboat! I live in King Harbor right next to the strand. There is lots to do here like ride bikes, rollerblade, hike, sunbath, etc... but there is something even better than all those that we can do... Blah, Blah, Blah... who gives a fuck? I am not a member here, and the people who run this site will not let any two people exchange info unless both have paid. I am sick of these types of sites that say they are "free but really they are not free. What they don't tell you is the person on the other end is blocked from responding. I'll bet the owners of this site think what they're doing is legal, when in fact it is deceptive advertising. Hiding the truth in the fine print doesn't make it legal, but it does prove their true intent and therefore it proves the crime. These people are pompously ignorant of the law because written right into their terms of service they admit to criminal activity (in my opinion anyway).
I prefer natural looks. Thin girls do it for me, or a sexy shape lets say. I'm not into big fake breast or tattoos... A small hidden tattoo is ok... maybe a couple of them but all over your body I don't think I can deal with.I like the girl next door look, the Preppie look, or the librarian look. I also absolutely love the way that panties look on a female... there is something about the way they accent and highlight the triangular shape of the venus mons that just drives me crazy and makes me want to kiss it. For starters I'd love to gently kiss the front of your panties as you wear them... just saying... there is something about the way that looks and the way the fabric feels that makes my cock throb. I have a huge boner right now just thinking of it.I want a girl who doesn't mind if seeing the shape of your body turns me into a drooling cartoon character (idiot), who wants to fuck you because yo
I live at the beach on a boat. . I'm Onaboat... I can't believe I'm Onaboat! I live in King Harbor right next to the strand. There is lots to do here like ride bikes, rollerblade, hike, sunbath, etc... but there is something even better than all those that we can do... Blah, Blah, Blah... who gives a fuck? I am not a member here, and the people who run this site will not let any two people exchange info unless both have paid. I am sick of these types of sites that say they are "free but really they are not free. What they don't tell you is the person on the other end is blocked from responding. I'll bet the owners of this site think what they're doing is legal, when in fact it is deceptive advertising. Hiding the truth in the fine print doesn't make it legal, but it does prove their true intent and therefore it proves the crime. These people are pompously ignorant of the law because written right into their terms of service they admit to criminal activity (in my opinion anyway).
I prefer natural looks. Thin girls do it for me, or a sexy shape lets say. I'm not into big fake breast or tattoos... A small hidden tattoo is ok... maybe a couple of them but all over your body I don't think I can deal with.I like the girl next door look, the Preppie look, or the librarian look. I also absolutely love the way that panties look on a female... there is something about the way they accent and highlight the triangular shape of the venus mons that just drives me crazy and makes me want to kiss it. For starters I'd love to gently kiss the front of your panties as you wear them... just saying... there is something about the way that looks and the way the fabric feels that makes my cock throb. I have a huge boner right now just thinking of it.I want a girl who doesn't mind if seeing the shape of your body turns me into a drooling cartoon character (idiot), who wants to fuck you because yo
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