It's a dangerous business going out your front door...
After expending a good four decades keeping my mouth shut (don't contradict me here, mates!!), I believe it's time to share what's been gleaned along the perilous road outside my door. I admit to being postmenopausal, and skirting through my midlife crisis in a cheap but legally soupedup 1984 jalopy, but what I do stems from having the universe's best interests at heart. Of course, I could very well be a regular Dirty Old Man, but as I am not surreptitiously clad in a seedy trenchcoat, I am chancing on my clever disguise to carry me straight on course.
I seek a woman for a good chat, dinner and coffee afterward. There is no compulsion on her to do anything more than that. If she seeks adventure, then we will see what develops.