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Did u know about bats and their balls
Did you know that female bats are very, very promiscuous... They will shag anything, all the time. Male bats have therefore evolved huge testicles (10% of body mass) so that they can completely drench the females naughty bits and hopefully overwhelm any competitor sperm! The only downside of this approach is that sperm is made of pure protein, as is brain tissue and the bat has to choose between one or the other... Hence the reason why bats are as thick as shit and not worth accepting a dinner date from. My dick on the other hand is about 0.7% of my body mass, which is perfectly normal for a human male... and I can charm your pants off too! My modus operandi is a nice hotel, a relaxed meal, good conversation, lots of flirting, and loads of good old fashioned fucking! I'm great with my tongue, which 9 out of 10 pussys seem to prefer, and if u don't come at least 3 times.... well it's just never happened! I love anal (giving not receiving), obviously love fucking but also do a fabulous back massage and will make u squeal in ecstasy when I bite the back of ur neck.... oh and when i run my tongue down the crack of ur ass right round to the tip of ur clit, before ramming my cock deep inside ur tight wet hole. Anyway that's quite enough about me and bats...... tell me about you beautiful?
Did you know that female bats are very, very promiscuous... They will shag anything, all the time. Male bats have therefore evolved huge testicles (10% of body mass) so that they can completely drench the females naughty bits and hopefully overwhelm any competitor sperm! The only downside of this approach is that sperm is made of pure protein, as is brain tissue and the bat has to choose between one or the other... Hence the reason why bats are as thick as shit and not worth accepting a dinner date from. My dick on the other hand is about 0.7% of my body mass, which is perfectly normal for a human male... and I can charm your pants off too! My modus operandi is a nice hotel, a relaxed meal, good conversation, lots of flirting, and loads of good old fashioned fucking! I'm great with my tongue, which 9 out of 10 pussys seem to prefer, and if u don't come at least 3 times.... well it's just never happened! I love anal (giving not receiving), obviously love fucking but also do a fabulous back massage and will make u squeal in ecstasy when I bite the back of ur neck.... oh and when i run my tongue down the crack of ur ass right round to the tip of ur clit, before ramming my cock deep inside ur tight wet hole. Anyway that's quite enough about me and bats...... tell me about you beautiful?
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