It's all good
Ok you looked at my pic and thought to yourself "I hav'nt puked yet..should i message him?" The answer of course is NO!!I mean YES!!Here's why....1.)I'm Amazingly good looking...i mean come on LOOK at me2.)I am the world's greatest lover3.)I'm filthy rich4.)I'm modest5.)I'm a practical joker...see answers 1,2 and 3.. Ok i'm not filthy rich but if YOU are.... i could be rich soon if you don't mind sharing I'm not AMAZINGLY good looking either...but if you squint a little i might look like Nicholas Cage..I however AM the world's greatest lover..can you really say i am not? Alrighty then i am done with the jokes and it's on to a more serious introduction... I consider myself a good natured guy with a playful sense of humor. I enjoy writing poetry, reading Stephen King,the beach and camping. I have 4 daughters who mean the world to me along with my two grandsons. I enjoy life and everyone in it to the fullest.
I have lofty expectations in a woman. I expect my woman to have all her teeth and that she be perferably breathing. That is'nt too much to ask for is it?