Yes, hello, hi, how ya doin'?
I am: cocky and shy. I am good looking, but I've been ugly at the wrong times. I don't judge anyone, but I've judged everyone. I am laid back, but I don't smoke pot. Anymore.I am selfish, but I shoulder the pain of the world. I hate hate. I love love. My shallowness is very deep, and my depth is unlimited.I am the definition of contradiction. That's what makes me human.G.
I want you to: Impress me. Challenge me. Turn me on. Piss me off. Never call my mother, even if she tells you to when we are fighting. Don't do it. Seriously. I'd like you to: Always acknowledge that I am right, even when I'm wrong.I expect you to: Not take the previous statement seriously.