I come with a satisfaction guarantee.
I'm a guy who works a lot and doesn't want to play games. I don't have time to waste trying to pick up random people in bars. If you like me, tell me. If you want me, say 'do me.' Simple easy, and obvious. :pI spend ~40 hours/week deliverring pizza for Gumbys in IC, so if you order ask for the only driver in a trenchoat and cowboy hat ;)