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Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Location
- Cumbria, Barrow In Furness
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 5 ft 11 in / 181-183 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Agnostic
- Profession
- Ask Me
About Me
Former Bad Boy Seeking Bad Enough Girl
Want to meet older or younger women for some exquisite physical intimacy, friendship.
UPDATE: My dates. Hmmm. I've had a few dates. Nothing exceptional; no spark was ignited. A couple were...weird. (I went to to meet one lass. Met up at a pub. She was really obnoxious; fancied herself a lot (says me in the stupid pic; al change that when I get a phone camera that actually works, shut the fuk up). Anyhow. We went back to hers for a 'coffee', as the euphemism goes...and I walked into a fuking Dr Doolittle mad shithouse. I mean, there were animals and excrement everywhere. She had neglected to mention she had around 8 dogs and sixteen cats. I love animals, but not wen they're wiping shite on my new GStar jeans that have just cost me a fukin arm and a leg and giving me an acid peel with their tongues licking the skin of my face. And even worse: she had some big, giant, evillooking motherfuker of a tropical spider. I mean this thing was fukin huge. Bigger than a dinner plate. I could see its fangs. It growled. Believe me, I'm scared shitless of spiders (can benchpress 200lbs but frightened of spiders, eh?). It was a big, furry thing, snarling at me and eyeballing me from behind the glass. Well, aint no way my fukin hardon is coming out with that UglyFuk hissing at me (viagracharged or not!). The last straw was wen I looked down and saw a tortoise taking a leisurely stroll over my toes. Taxi. Out. Home. (That spider gave me nightmares for weeks u know.)It would b great to meet a girl and stay with you exclusively (I know; sort of contradicts
Want to meet older or younger women for some exquisite physical intimacy, friendship.
UPDATE: My dates. Hmmm. I've had a few dates. Nothing exceptional; no spark was ignited. A couple were...weird. (I went to to meet one lass. Met up at a pub. She was really obnoxious; fancied herself a lot (says me in the stupid pic; al change that when I get a phone camera that actually works, shut the fuk up). Anyhow. We went back to hers for a 'coffee', as the euphemism goes...and I walked into a fuking Dr Doolittle mad shithouse. I mean, there were animals and excrement everywhere. She had neglected to mention she had around 8 dogs and sixteen cats. I love animals, but not wen they're wiping shite on my new GStar jeans that have just cost me a fukin arm and a leg and giving me an acid peel with their tongues licking the skin of my face. And even worse: she had some big, giant, evillooking motherfuker of a tropical spider. I mean this thing was fukin huge. Bigger than a dinner plate. I could see its fangs. It growled. Believe me, I'm scared shitless of spiders (can benchpress 200lbs but frightened of spiders, eh?). It was a big, furry thing, snarling at me and eyeballing me from behind the glass. Well, aint no way my fukin hardon is coming out with that UglyFuk hissing at me (viagracharged or not!). The last straw was wen I looked down and saw a tortoise taking a leisurely stroll over my toes. Taxi. Out. Home. (That spider gave me nightmares for weeks u know.)It would b great to meet a girl and stay with you exclusively (I know; sort of contradicts
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