don't care if you lick windows,
What's to tell... I work hard in a demanding environment that expects me to appear and behave in a very specific manner. I come home and it's more of the same. Don't get me wrong... I love my life. I just need a place of my own that I can retreat to and unwind.
Are you kidding me? I'm a man! If it involves carnal acts with, in my opinion, a beautiful women whom is the perfect balance of 'lady in public, whore in bed' and can keep a good thing quiet... you've pretty much hit the jackpot, sunshine. That being said... if your one of those webcam jokes, FUCK OFF!