This handyman has quite a tool!
I'm a selfish prick. Good looking, successful, thin, toned body. Young enough to do it, old enough to do it right. I don't smoke. I'm lot's of fun. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. Also, I'm intelligent and well educated and don't care what anybody else thinks of me. I do what I want when I want, but you probably figured that out already.
If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this: Handsome, cultured, intellectual with a big cock and marathon tongue seeks beautiful woman in a long term, committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestigious area, or beachfront property. Multi orgasm training included, at no charge.