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- Gender
- Man
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- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- California, Los Angeles
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 6 ft 0 in / 184-185 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
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About Me
"Get out of my dreams and into my invisible jet."
About me: I'm astute. Cynical. Fit. Funny. Focused. Cosmopolitan. Creative. But I’d like to introduce you to someone who is infinitely more interesting than me My penis. His name is Larry. Larry once pulled a woman out of a burning building thus earning an LAFD Badge of Courage in 1992. I was in junior high at the time and don’t remember much of the event. He’s also fluent in 7 different languages. While I was in college, the CIA was courting him to become a field operative or a translator. See, he also has law background (while my degree was in History), so that made him much more valuable to The Company. He also wants me to add that by simply being inside you he can detect even the smallest amount of cervical cancer. Now, I’ve never seen any empirical evidence that this is actually true… but, really, can you afford to miss out on the chance that it is?
Professional. Short. Hot. Fast. Trim. Athletic. Smart. Silly. Adventurous. Worldly. No strings, please.
About me: I'm astute. Cynical. Fit. Funny. Focused. Cosmopolitan. Creative. But I’d like to introduce you to someone who is infinitely more interesting than me My penis. His name is Larry. Larry once pulled a woman out of a burning building thus earning an LAFD Badge of Courage in 1992. I was in junior high at the time and don’t remember much of the event. He’s also fluent in 7 different languages. While I was in college, the CIA was courting him to become a field operative or a translator. See, he also has law background (while my degree was in History), so that made him much more valuable to The Company. He also wants me to add that by simply being inside you he can detect even the smallest amount of cervical cancer. Now, I’ve never seen any empirical evidence that this is actually true… but, really, can you afford to miss out on the chance that it is?
Professional. Short. Hot. Fast. Trim. Athletic. Smart. Silly. Adventurous. Worldly. No strings, please.
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