Alf69 43 years old, Man, Live in KwaZulu-Natal

Gender

Man

Looking For

Woman

Country

South Africa

Location

KwaZulu-Natal, Durban

Marital Status

Single

Height

6 ft 0 in / 184-185 cm

Body Type

Average

Race

Caucasian

Religion

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Profession

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*I'll play silly buggers with u*I'll make u laugh*I know handcuffs aren't only ment 4 policemen*I'll neva waste ur love*I'll make fun of u*I won't sleep with ur friends*I'll neva say "nothing's wrong" when there really is*I know whipped cream goes on more than strawberries*I know how 2 keep a secret*I'll let u win @ arm wrestling*I'll tell u ur hot even if there's toilet paper stuck 2 ur shoe*I'll give u my last rolo*I'll help u 2 bed when ur passed out*U can take advantage of me anytime, anywhere u like*I won't give u crap in front of ur friends*I'll even watch paint dry, as long as I'm with u*I'll pinch ur bum even when ur parents r looking*Whateva team ur supporting, I'll support the other 1, just so I can give u crap*I'll think ur just about the coolest person I know*I will steal the blanket & deny it in the morning*The kinkier the better*I'll b excited every time u walk in the door*My kisses will take ur breath away
If I like it it's mineIf it's in my hand it's mine.If I can take it from you it's mine.If I had it a little while ago it's mine.If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.If it looks just like mine it is mine.If I saw it first it's mine. If you are playing with something and you put it down it automatically becomes mine.If you can handle whats mine I'm yours!