I need to get laid and I'm running out of time...
I used to be a really hot guy and I used to score with chicks all the time, but a car accident left me partially disabled and I ended up gaining quite a bit of weight, so now chicks won't come near me and it's been almost 7 years since I've had any action at all...This really hasn't bothered me all that much until last month when I found out that I might be dying of cancer, so now I'm desperately trying to get at least one more BJ before I croak...
I'm just trying to find a hot chick who just wants to suck on a manpole that's right around 8 inches long and 2 inches thick and couldn't care less what the dude actually looks like...