Bit of all right
Hi! I'm 37 yrs old and I have two children half of the time. No hang ups (less than an Indian call centre), less baggage than Heathrow. C'mon everybody has baggage, it just the quality of your luggage handlers that matters. I am an average bloke. I am not gorgeous or shit ugly. I am not an ironman nor am I next years biggest loser. Not knee high or nose bleed material. I am just me and am comfortable with it. I am funnier than a bag full of monkeys when the catalyst is nearby. I have an absolute hunger for females mentally & physically. I love grocery shopping & cooking, art galleries & museums. And I am not gay. I can have an unquenchable thirst for sex, yet can refrain when not appropiate or mutual. Ten years ago I was that BASTARD that your mum liked, but now, the bastard no longer.
Someone that I can be proud of and take care of and have a shit load of fun and laughter together.