I am the bulletproof caveman.
I am a drummer, I work out (almost) everyday, play hockey, ride motorcycles, and I own my own company. I am very busy, but laid back. I go on vacation a lot. Soon I will be touring with my band again so hurry the fuck up.
I had a girlfriend for a couple years blah blah blah cunt. Next song. She can't smoke, must be easygoing, confident, and willing to have FUN. Let's go out and do something. I don't sit around and watch tv very often. I can go find fun anywhere and you should too. But you know you really found someone when you both can shut up and sit there in silence... comfortable... See how nervous you got! Fuck you don't talk to me. I don't need a girl that needs me to babysit her. Go live with your parents, daddy issues girl. I don't have time for bullshit. But if you can get though my requirements you will not be disappointed.