When you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
I am not into shaking babies or performing home abortions. I'm not that big on pricking or burning voodoo dolls, making potions, joining in on random seances, selling children black market, & I am sort of against the selling of human kidneys, but only if they are taken from someone forcefully and left dead in an ice bath(Unless, someone that I know needs one then it's cool). I like floating down the river in an inner tube, fishing (Even though I haven't been in years), Going to concerts, lectures, and, parties. Spending time with my family making fun of people in front of people. Music, Art, Literature, performing arts are all on my top list of things I like to do. Anything that requires social drinking in dress shoes and slacks, I'm there.
I want someone that isnt afraid to be crazy at times and she must be a closet freak like me. I am attracted to dark hair and light eyes. I like a woman that can make me laugh.