When I Grow Up I Wanna Be A Porn Star!!!
Divorced, 55, white, male (at least the last time I checked), retired hippie, courteous smoker, 420 friendly (more of an enthusiast actually), physically I'm a cross between a pussycat and a teddy bear (an unfortunate breeding accident), and have an incorrigible sense of humor.
If you don't want to marry me, then you'd best be drop dead gorgeous and want to suck my brains out through my dick. Oh, yeah, you gotta swallow also.