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nothing but trouble
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My dishes clean themselves. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm always number 9 and I win tickets to all the best shows. I'm 6'2" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my roommate, except when she is having a LOT of fun. I can make 5 star quality food with a hot pocket and a jar of mayonnaise. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My dishes clean themselves. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm always number 9 and I win tickets to all the best shows. I'm 6'2" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my roommate, except when she is having a LOT of fun. I can make 5 star quality food with a hot pocket and a jar of mayonnaise. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.
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