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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Florida, Orlando
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- Ask Me
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Agnostic
- Profession
- Medical (Nursing/Physician)
About Me
Crazed Religous Leader seeks Mate
This is from a magazine article written about me: "The good Reverend explained to us that he IS in fact a registered priest in a church of bizarre backwards rituals, but that was besides the point. To achieve a spiritual nirvana, also known as 'sexhurt', he must have sex so many times that it starts to hurt! He also explained how helping him achieve this is a voluntary service to his Church (of the SubGenius) and you can be credited with community service for doing so. (totally legit!)
The Reverend described his ideal partner as "a woman". "Goth girls are my favorite," he explained with a big smile on his face."The only turn off I have is selfmutilation. I dated a cutter once, an anorexic cutter at that, and from then on I won't associate with them."From "Who's In YOUR Backyard" in The Orlando Weekly
This is from a magazine article written about me: "The good Reverend explained to us that he IS in fact a registered priest in a church of bizarre backwards rituals, but that was besides the point. To achieve a spiritual nirvana, also known as 'sexhurt', he must have sex so many times that it starts to hurt! He also explained how helping him achieve this is a voluntary service to his Church (of the SubGenius) and you can be credited with community service for doing so. (totally legit!)
The Reverend described his ideal partner as "a woman". "Goth girls are my favorite," he explained with a big smile on his face."The only turn off I have is selfmutilation. I dated a cutter once, an anorexic cutter at that, and from then on I won't associate with them."From "Who's In YOUR Backyard" in The Orlando Weekly
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