I'm the one your mother warned you about
I’m a selfish prick. Good looking, successful, thin, tonebody. Young enough to do it. Old enough to do it right. I don’t smoke. I’m lots of fun, but I don’t have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. Also, I’m intelligent and welleducated and I don’t care what anyone else thinks of me. I do what I want, when I want, but you probably knew that by now.
If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this. Handsome. Cultured. Intellectual with a big dick. A marathon tongue cheat that seeks beautiful woman in longterm committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestigious area or beach front property. Multiorgasm training included at no charge.