Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Michigan, Farmington Hills
- Marital Status
- Divorced
- Height
- 5 ft 6 in / 168-170 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Catholic
- Profession
- Clerical (Office/Shop)
About Me
A Good One to Know
I hate talking about myself because saying good things makes me sound like a braggart and saying bad things will show a lack of confidence. Here’s what people who know me say—Tom Cruise: "I wish I had Joe's rugged good looks and build because when we hang out, he gets all of the attention!" Nicole Kidman: "If Tom had Joe's rugged good looks and build, we’d still be together." Mike Tyson: "Joe beat the crap out of me in a bar brawl and was decent enough to pull me up off the floor and buy me a beer. I sure am glad I never had to face him in the ring!" Paul McCartney: "Joe got us to form The Beatles which helped my career, and he took no credit for all the songs he wrote for us. What guy!" Jennifer Anniston: "Joe told me I wasn’t his type, I cried for weeks.” David Letterman: "Joe’s the only one that can make ME laughand what a great dancer!!" What else can I say? Keep in mind that I am a standard member and can no longer send emails or replies.
I would like to meet a woman who is professional, who enjoys a good laugh, who is attractive and sensitive to her looks, who knows how to please herself, who knows how to please a man without sacrificing her own principles, who is independent and who is quick on her feet. I am not sure but I think I just described a hooker!! I would like a lady with a warm smile, twinkling eyes, a good sense of humor, a lover of sports/golf and one who has a great set of legs. Maybe a former field goal kicker would be good.
I hate talking about myself because saying good things makes me sound like a braggart and saying bad things will show a lack of confidence. Here’s what people who know me say—Tom Cruise: "I wish I had Joe's rugged good looks and build because when we hang out, he gets all of the attention!" Nicole Kidman: "If Tom had Joe's rugged good looks and build, we’d still be together." Mike Tyson: "Joe beat the crap out of me in a bar brawl and was decent enough to pull me up off the floor and buy me a beer. I sure am glad I never had to face him in the ring!" Paul McCartney: "Joe got us to form The Beatles which helped my career, and he took no credit for all the songs he wrote for us. What guy!" Jennifer Anniston: "Joe told me I wasn’t his type, I cried for weeks.” David Letterman: "Joe’s the only one that can make ME laughand what a great dancer!!" What else can I say? Keep in mind that I am a standard member and can no longer send emails or replies.
I would like to meet a woman who is professional, who enjoys a good laugh, who is attractive and sensitive to her looks, who knows how to please herself, who knows how to please a man without sacrificing her own principles, who is independent and who is quick on her feet. I am not sure but I think I just described a hooker!! I would like a lady with a warm smile, twinkling eyes, a good sense of humor, a lover of sports/golf and one who has a great set of legs. Maybe a former field goal kicker would be good.
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