Rum for Fun
Avast ye comly wenches. I be lookin ter adorn yer tresure chest with pearl necklaces. This seaman definately goes down with his ship. Contact this captain for you next pleasure cruise. Ok, I know that's cheesey. But some of us are graced with an over abundance of cheese. Be gratefull, this could have been you.
What am I looking for? To laugh and have a good time. Beyond that I'll let ya know when I find it.