Grizzly Adams
Large and hairy, especially the back. Usually have a bushy beard, but sometimes trim it back so you can see me smile. Usually im frowning and grumpy tho. I enjoy a good sarcastic remark every now and then. Im about as funny as a bag of smashed assholes.
Someone with a sharp razor who doesnt mind taking care of big animals. Must be kind but have a firm hand, and no gag reflex is a bonus. If you like a guy in uniform, you should check out my chef's pants. Oh im not a chef tho...