me and the horse I rode in on
I am tall, thirtysomething, never been married, have a dry sense of humor, play some musical instruments, have worked in kitchens as a cook, have washed windows, have worked with kids, and can't get a date to save my life.
I am looking for a lover. The younger the better. I am looking for a young professional who wants a house husband. I want a one night stand. I want a bisexual onenightstand/girlfriend/wife.