About Me
Fit-Me-In, Ease-Me-In or Slide-Me-In!
Not vertically challenged, athletic, light brown hair, mischievously funny (very good speaking voice so I'm told) and fun to be with....would love to say an absolute hunk standing 6'4, but hey 'good things also come in attractive 6’ packages! Tanned, own hair (no body hair), decent bod, educated, wannabe 007, fertile imagination, foreplay my specialty, manicured, wellenough endowed, bloody good cook, Cadburys lover, filthy minded, capable of very lustful behavior when encouraged. Shallow enough to adore sexy women of any age especially those with round bums and a little extra padding can be very feminine, like an ironing board and large no can do. (married women/housewives are a complete ‘turnon’…the temptation of forbidden fruit I suppose). Is this enough? If I missed anything out please just ask....'shy' isn’t on my list.
Must have a nurse’s uniform, secretary or schoolteacher look (only half joking). Please, need to see a pic and by that I mean a genuine one not one you nicked off a site and preferably one showing your face! Just because someone was kind enough to be economic with the truth and called you 'Babe' in the heat of the moment back in 1988 (even if I do get a laugh!). Besides, you don’t have to be a Babe as long as you’re comfortable with yourself. I'm not interested in time wasters (and certainly won't do so in return) or cyber teasers. Just be honest about your aspirations. I don’t consider that to be asking too much. Please, be honest and tell me what you really want out of this in short, let’s cut to the chase so we can all get a little honey!
Not vertically challenged, athletic, light brown hair, mischievously funny (very good speaking voice so I'm told) and fun to be with....would love to say an absolute hunk standing 6'4, but hey 'good things also come in attractive 6’ packages! Tanned, own hair (no body hair), decent bod, educated, wannabe 007, fertile imagination, foreplay my specialty, manicured, wellenough endowed, bloody good cook, Cadburys lover, filthy minded, capable of very lustful behavior when encouraged. Shallow enough to adore sexy women of any age especially those with round bums and a little extra padding can be very feminine, like an ironing board and large no can do. (married women/housewives are a complete ‘turnon’…the temptation of forbidden fruit I suppose). Is this enough? If I missed anything out please just ask....'shy' isn’t on my list.
Must have a nurse’s uniform, secretary or schoolteacher look (only half joking). Please, need to see a pic and by that I mean a genuine one not one you nicked off a site and preferably one showing your face! Just because someone was kind enough to be economic with the truth and called you 'Babe' in the heat of the moment back in 1988 (even if I do get a laugh!). Besides, you don’t have to be a Babe as long as you’re comfortable with yourself. I'm not interested in time wasters (and certainly won't do so in return) or cyber teasers. Just be honest about your aspirations. I don’t consider that to be asking too much. Please, be honest and tell me what you really want out of this in short, let’s cut to the chase so we can all get a little honey!
